the past week was a busy one. three of us was on a mission to find a new house after we got the news that they were going to charge us per head instead of per house. who da hell wanna pay 900 bucks for a lousy low cost flat. i could own a 'dusun' with 900 bucks per month. even with 300 bucks per month i could stay in a bungalow.
lets see how each of us complete our mission.
first up the doctor.
doc: so how are u today? *seeing patient*
pt: doctor, got joint pain. headache and cough.
doc: okok..can i see your IC?
*pt show doc IC*
doc: *looks at IC* ouu..u stay in this taman? is it a chinese community? got any house to rent ar?
*pt start recommending and telling grandma stories*
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in the ward
doc: ehh staff nurse u nampak ceria hari ini....u know got any house to rent?
=_=""""
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lets see how the 1st pharmacist did her mission
pharm1: ehh lets go ronda ronda today to see if there's any sign for rent they put outside of the house.
pharm2: okok.
*ronda ronda..saw an auntie sweeping the porch*
pharm1: *open car window and shout from the road* eloooo auntieee...!! u know any house to rent here?
auntie: who want to rent? how many ppl?
pharm1: we want to rent..3 of us.
auntie: you all teacher is it? where are you all from?
pharm1: we work in the hosp.
auntie: ouu hosp ar..wait ar..*press her handphone and call the whole neighbourhood*
she actually bring us around the whole neighbourhood and introduced us. LOL!!!! =_=""
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the 2nd pharmacist way...
in the restaurant..
pharm2: ehhh..that uncle looks rich *pointing*
doc: ok go for it *sip her drink*
pharm2: that auntie looks rich too *pointing*
doc: yeah..faster..
pharm2: maybe the boss of this restaurant knows a lot of people *pointing*
doc: true. potential candidate to ask.. faster go..
pharm2: see the group of uncle gathering and eating there, i think they know lots of people too. *pointing*
doc: ehhh stop pointing and start moving..=_="""
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so who win in this mission?
the doctor got very high chances of winning because she got 3 houses waiting for viewing. pharm1 got 1 potential house for viewing. pharm2 got zero house for viewing because all the people she asked said they will inform her on sunday and how they inform her is that she had to go back to the restaurants and eat again. this people really knows how to do business. hahahahaha.
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