this is how malaysian do their assignment

i saw this in friendster bulletin and it really caught my attention cos i think its very true for malaysian or at least for me..haha.. terrible.. no wonder when i m in hsc, my chemistry lecturer said stay away from the computer and handphone for just 10 months(period of hsc). they are evil..hahaha.. luckily my hostel back then dun have any internet connection if not, i dun think i will be where i m today but right now the pc is really evil. freaking distracting..hahhaa


this is how malaysian do their
assignmet

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable
chair in a
well lit place in front of your
computer.

2. Log onto MSN, ICQ, AIM, Yahoo!, etc
messenger
(be sure to go on away!). Check your
email.

3. Read over the assignment carefully,
to make
certain you understand it.

4. Walk down to the kitchen and get
some
chocolate to help you concentrate.

5. Check your email.

6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she
haz
started wit their work

7. When you get back to your room, sit
in a
straight, comfortable chair in a clean,
well lit
place.

8. Read over the assignment again to
make
absolutely certain you understand it.

9. Check your frenzta

10. You know, you haven't replied
messagez.
You'd better reply it now and get it
out
of the
way so you can concentrate.

11. Open a pack of dunhill 20z...(if u
smoKe)

12. Grab some mp3z off of some
websites.

13. Check your frenzta again. ANY OF
THIS SOUND
FAMILIAR YET?!

14. MSN chat with one of your friends
about the
future.

15. Check your hi5 (if u rememba da
password)

16. Listen to your new mp3s and
download
some
more.

17. Chat wit ur fren in msn. Exchange
derogatory
remarks about your prof, the course,
the
college, the world at large.

18. Walk to the kitchen again n make
milo

19. While you've got milo in ur hanz..y
not toast
a slice of bread 2 go wit it

20. Check your frenzta again...

21. Check the info listings in astro
to make
sure you aren't missing something truly
worthwhile on TV.

22. Play some need 4
speed/fifa/cs/........

23. Check out youtube.com.

24. Wash your hands.

25. Call up a friend to see how much
they have
done, probably haven't started either.

26. Look through your phonez
messagez....n start
forwardin (if u have credit)

27. Sit down and do some serious
thinking about
your plans for the future..(staRting
up a
bizz...even if ur slacking in ur
current
couRse)

28. Check to see if youtube.com has
been
updated
yet.

29. Start d/loadin moviez n listen to
your new
mp3s.

30. You should be rebooting by now,
assuming
that windows is crashing on schedule.

31. Read over the assignment one more
time, just
for heck of it.

32. Scoot your chair across the room
to the
window and watch the sunrise.

33. Lie face down on the floor and
moan.

34. By noW uR dunhill 20z would be
halF.

35. Check your remainin time 4 movie
d/load

36. Send interesting youtube URLz to
frens on
msn..whus noT started of with theIr
work..

37. 5am - start hacking on the paper
without
stopping. 6am -paper is finished.

38. Complain to everyone that you
didn't
get any
sleep because you had to write that
stupid paper.

39. Go to class, hand in paper, and
leave right
away so you can take a nap.