All Jumbled Up: detox diet

ok..i m suppose to post this up on monday but i'm too busy with the test on weds..i thought of posting up on weds after the test but i m again busy going out..some celebration after the exam thingy..then the day after, i m still busy some post exam celebration..n here i m on a FRIDAY..juz a little free to finish up the unfinished business before i go back to pg..haha

last week me n meow were flipping through cleo to find the article on yoga because i heard it can make u slim and LONG (all the streching..haha) real fast..instead we found an article on detox..it contain all the food we should n shouldnt eat..one word to describe it, yucky~..well mostly the detox diet contain lots of vege, fruits and bean or nuts..eiiuuu~..no dairies, no egg, nooo meattt..it says that chicken should be eaten on alternative days..n how m i gonna survive without eating chicken here..no chicken means no meat at all cos all imu ever cook was chicken..the rest is yucky~

anyway we started to plan on 'our' diet with a few modification so that it wouldnt turn out THAT yucky..but in the end, it's a disaster..u'll see wat i mean as the story goes further..

the article stated that we should drink ONE whole lemon squeeze to approximately 250ml of water n drink it in the morning before eating anything..then only take breakfast..but in our case, because we always get up so late n left no time for us to eat breakfast therefore we decided to eat banana as a breakfast..and the lemonade, instead of 1 WHOLE lemon, we only squeeze 1 quarter of the lemon juice to a 250ml water n it tasted AWFUL!! imagine squeezing 1 whole lemon..yikes!!!

lemon cut into half

manually squeezing the juice out with a spoon

concentrated lemon juice to be add in with water

my disgusting breakfast..eeuurghh~

see her happy face..wait till u see her drinking..180 degree of changes

day 1

normally the detox diet apply to all the meal u eat but for us we only do it for breakfast and dinner because at lunchtime we have to eat pakcik's food which is all curry n spicy(toxic) and auntie's food which are not very nice (all meat)..we have no choice unless we eat oat bread for lunch (white bread contain yeast, so cannot eat) plus i dunwan to eat bread for lunch..for me bread is meant for breakfast only..ok here's wat we eat for dinner..did i mention cooking is so fun..minus the rushing n all..haha

first dish

this is the rice and potato..because we malas to cook the potato seperate, we just dump in together with the rice..haha smart yea us?? i think so..haha

wah la~..all cooked..juz have to dig up the potato~

then we cant decide wat to do with the potato..because we pratically have limited stuff here..so we 'cincai' add in wat's there for us to add in..haha..i suggest pepper (super lurveee pepper)..then put in butter, some french oil, and the herbs..did i juz mention butter??!! yeah..we got too carried away to make the potato taste good we forget that we are suppose to be detoxing..-_-"

delicious potato..

Second dish

some oriental chicken ready marinated and all..juz have to cook it..neat n easy..yeah~ say wat u wan..we are malas!!

1st heat the kuali..because our oil is like 1 year++ unused..nobody dares to use it including us..so we use majarine instead

dump the chicken in..looks yucky rite..yeah i think so too at 1st..but dont underestimate my 'sifu'..she is super talented in cooking..it's in her blood..hehe

are u hungry yet?? yup..this is sooo nice~~ finger licking good..yummy..

Third dish

this is the only one that passes as a detox diet..this is bad rite..our detox diet isn't detoxing..instead its getting more toxic..even white rice is NOT on the detox diet list..

the dinner

ta da..~ 1st day of detox diet dinner..not bad yea~ ou ou..this is wat i eat..

this is wat meow eat..pity her..

i coulnt finish up the 2 potato and because i am such a good person, i give it to meow..pity her la wei eat white rice n vitagen onli..hahahaha

Day 2

because we ate chicken on day 1, we shouldnt take any chicken or meat on day 2, the article says alternate days..so we kinda follow it i think or maybe not..(we ate chicken on lunchtime..0_o)

salad as usual..the ultimate must have on detox diet..looking better than day 1 rite..i think so..

oh yea..we are malas ppl so we din cook..we bought nasi lemak as our dinner..and again it's spicy so it's toxic..but we dun care..maybe the salad will detox the nasi lemak n even out..haha

i m such a good gal that i decided to share the salad with meow..haha..so here's 2 nasi lemak n a salad..

meow lurvees ribena..she cant live without it!! no wonder ribena is still on the market and wouldnt go bankrupt yet..haha

me happy eating..

we decided that maybe the salad isnt enough to cancel out the toxic of the nasi lemak..so i cut the papaya with a tiny knife..ish ish~ this house is so limited..the papaya turn out to be super hard..but luckily my tiny knife is sharp enough

i have to cut the papaya on a plate..haha..limited lar..

papaya...nice n cacat a bit..haha

by the time i cut finish..see how 'luan' my hair is..i m exhausted fighting with the papaya..so imagine how hard it is..

cut into smaller peices so that we din break our teeth biting it..haha

day 3

chia mein birthday today..so we take a break in our detox diet..haha..we end up 'binge'ing ourself with all the fried fried food from outside..i ate carrot cake (very oily)..n at nite..we have CHOCOLATE cake..yummy~

chia mein's cake..

binge eating..chocolate la wei..see my 'pei' face..haha after so many days of detoxing and at last reward..muahaha

day 4

yay~ last day of detoxing before the feast..haha..come to think about it..a bit illogical rite..clean all the GI tract then at last feasting..all dirty again..haha

first dish

i get disgusted everytime i look at this picture although its juz normal stuff in there..must be the colour of the bowl that create such effects..eiiiuuu~

the egg mixed with the sausages..look nice?? taste nice?? of course because it's not part of the detox diet..arghh~~ disaster!!

ok i think the post is getting tooooo long..n i'm getting tired of typing ade and i assume u are tired of reading n looking n 'pat'ing ade, i will make the post short..(ok i admit i malas lar..)

second dish

vindaloo chicken from the can..haha..again..disaster..not fresh food..we r going the wrong lane again..taste good though but all can's meat taste like tuna..yucks..

third dish

salad..i did say its the ultimate must have in the detox list..but now..look again..there's meat in there..i guess we can't wait to feast lar..detox is juz so hard..i can't live without MEAT!!!

the 'disasterous' detox dinner...hahaha

day 5

feasting..wohooo....went to meow's church member's house for christmas dinner..the food there is super nice..a bit paiseh lar cos eat free..drink free..n get my first christmas present there too (free) hahaha

so here's all the food..very nice...too bad no turkey..i m looking forward to eat turkey..but since i m eating free, i have no right to complain..hahaha okay~ i know i sound bad..actually i m a good person ler..=>